So this one was given to me by Amber. She took this picture today, with this comment: "Really? I mean, REALLY?! Let's just drive on out into the middle of an intersection with a red light and just STAY THERE!"
oh wow this person must want to die. I am going to make a point to look for this kind of shit here in DC because I know worse happens. May use husband's video option on his phone and get a clip of how stupid the beltway traffic is.
I don't care how big your truck is, Dude. Taking up 2 lanes/parking places/what-have-you makes you, Sir, a class A ass hole! Congrats on being the first "Ass Hole" post!!
P.S. - If you have any you want to add, send me a message! I'll do what I can to get the picture and story up there! Yes, a picture is required. A story to accompany is even better, though sometimes pictures speak for themselves.
There are uses for dually wheels - towing horse trailers, car trailers, or whatever their little red neck hearts desire - on poor roads, but I'd say that 90% of the dually light trucks out there are just for show. It's mostly a Southern thing, as far as I know.
If I had a choice to cover up my big ass or show off my chicken legs, I'd cover up my ass.
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I have some questions about this...
How in the hell did you get them up that high? Did you not look into a mirror to see your belly and ass haning out? Did you even look DOWN to see this? Can you not feel how painfully tight that is? How do your chicken legs support the rest of your body? Who told you that was even remotely attractive? You'd be far more attractive if you "balanced out" your body by buying jeans that fit your ass. I promise we'd rather see you in a larger, better fitting pair of pants than this. Always. If you need help, I will happily help you find some clothes that fit! I'll happily call Stacy & Clinton to come help! They are even better than I am!! Please, if you need help, ask! And stop raiding your friend's daughter's closets! It really isn't becoming of you!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!! I wore some not quite appropriate things when my muffin top was bad but never to the degree I should have been stoned in a town square...
I loathe people that walk around acting all "self entitled". Really. I owe you nothing and you look like an ass hole.
Hey old guy with the black socks pulled up to your knees and bad comb over...Yeah you. The one walking into Lowe's. I know you are at a pedestrian crossing. I'm stopping. That doesn't mean you have to give me an eat shit look and then turn your nose up at me because you think you "forced" me to stop. I stop for all the pedestrians. Ooooooohhhhhhh...... You got to walk your ass in front of my car! Unimpressive. Now had you stopped my car like Superman would have? Although it would have totalled my vehicle, I would have been impressed.
Hey young, short, early balding, Asian guy. I'd like to get the hell out of WalMart, too. I have a basket full of bags that are full of overpriced shit. Not to mention I SEVERELY dislike this place. (Is there anyone that actually does like WalMart?) So when you look at me, cut me off, and proceed to SLOW DOWN. It makes me want to run your ass over! And when you continue to walk slow, look back over your shoulder at me, and somehow "accidentally" stay in front of me every time I swerve to get around you, the urge to put cart tracks along your back side gets harder to resist. Really. And when I smiled at you when I was finally able to get around you? That was my, "Fuck you, you fucking fucktarded fuck" smile. It is dangerous. Next step would have been bodily harm. Had you been cute, had a cute backside, or kept speed, I wouldn't have to have imagined me making you eat concrete.
I try to take a cue from my friend Amber. She smiles & waves when cars stop to let her go. (Ever since her kid in a cart almost got run over by someone that should have stopped and then called HER a bitch, she doesn't automatically assume people will stop.)
It never ceases to amaze me that people walk around being ass holes, and then get pissed off when someone is an ass hole to them - like they didn't have it coming.
I know how you feel, I went shopping the other day and some bitch put her cart in front of my car while she unloaded. Ok, I can wait a minute while you situate your kids. Then an ass parks by the cart and hits it with his door causing it to hit my car! So I ended up waiting almost 10 minutes to leave because the woman took forever to load her brats, the guy did grab the cart but gave me an eat shit look like I'd put it there when I was already in the car and he saw the hoe loading her kids....ugh I think shopping for food and necessities makes every one cranky.
To the blonde 40 something lady wearing her teenage daughter's hot pink tank dress with a zebra print belt, matched perfectly with an insane silver sequin oversize hand bag, and sporting the very flashy ankle bracelet, I applaud you! YOU look like you are somewhere between being in denial about your age and being a hooker. Not all of us are that brave.
P.S.- Try buying clothes for yourself instead of buying all the clothes for your daughter and then borrowing them.
I've been talking to a few friends of mine, and I have a few questions:
What is it with self-entitled teenagers? They should be slapped. Or locked in a shed in the back yard until they are over it.
What is it with "best friends" getting into relationships lately? I know a few people doing this, and you know what?? I think you're FUCKING STUPID!!!! This whole, "I can talk to them about anything" drivelling bull shit makes me want to hurl. Don't you idots realize that once you do that you will no longer be able to tell them anything once you're in a relationship? You'll keep all kinds of secrets, you won't tell them your "secret crushes", and you'll even lie. Face it, ass holes - nothing will ever be the same again. You're screwed and so is your friendship.
What is it with men and porn? Some of you put your asses into a financial strife over the shit. $9 - $15 PER PAY-PER-VIEW MOVIE!! Does anyone else see a problem with this?!?! There's free porn on the web, dude! And I've looked it up - the most expensive DVD that I found online was about $25. I'm sure there are some that cost more...and why people would pay that is far beyond me. But why in the hell would you pay that?? How about paying your BILLS because not even a gold dick and a platnumn pussy are worth that!!
What is it with what people choose to forgive? Why is it easier to forgive someone who treats you like shit than to forgive someone who cheats on you? Seriously. What IS that?! And if it's better for children that may be involved, why the hell won't some people just walk away? Fuck what others think. Just go!
And don't look at me like I've done anything wrong. Ok, so I'm not a little girl by any means, but I sure as hell am not a fat ass (anymore). So what is the flippin' problem?? Eating is important to human bodies to function. So why is it that if I am injesting anything other than WATER I am getting dirty, judgmental looks, and snyde comments/whispers just above your breath? I'm eating Wheat Thins (one at a time) while driving down the road, so why am I getting looks like I'm shoving 20+ french fries in my mouth at a time?! There's a big(ger) girl in the same restaurant, I see you starring. And I can read lips. She is eating 1/2 of the grilled chicken and veggies on her plate, boxing and saving the rest for later. It's HEALTHY you twit!! Don't rag on her about the fact that she's eating at all or look at me like I'M doing something wrong while YOU are balding ass wipe that's cheating on your wife and out to dinner with your hooker of a girlfriend! Get a real life you used car salesman wanna be. I already have one.
